When will I be able to breath through my nose again?
When will my kids be able to get a full night's sleep without waking up with a coughing fit every few hours?
When will the salesclerk learn that treating me as if I am invisible isn't the best sales tactic in the world?
When will I get a new cell phone or at least a new battery for my current one?
When will I be fluent in Japanese?
When will the weather forecaster get it right?
When will I find that lost Elmo sock?
When will I remember that coupons are only good if you actually remember to bring them with you?
When. . . . . (feel free to fill in the blank)