*that eats chocolate after the kids go to bed, just so I don't have to share?
*that sometimes locks myself in the bathroom just to get a few minutes of peace and quiet?
*that likes Jacob more than Edward in the Twilight series?
*that can't stand to throw a book away, even when the kids have already torn out and lost half of the pages?
*that takes a shower at night before going to bed and another in the morning ?(and not just during Japan's humid summers either)
*that wants it to hurry up, and like, be fall already?
*that feeds their kids things they don't even eat? (natto and sushi, for example)
*that falls asleep while putting the kids asleep? (and most of the time well before the kids themselves fall asleep)
Add on in the comments, if you dare!!