Sometimes I close my ears and pretend I don't hear them fighting over that toy for the 83rd time today.
Sometimes I fall asleep during the bedtime story.
Sometimes I throw the kids in a bathtub full of bubbles and call them clean.
Sometimes I pretend I don't understand Japanese.
Sometimes I order pizza after the kids are in bed.
Sometimes I take the batteries out of toys because I can't stand it anymore.
Sometimes I waste a whole day at Starbucks just reading and people watching.
Sometimes I save the last piece of chocolate for me.
Sometimes I stay up too late window shopping on the Internet.
Sometimes I say the DVD player is taking a nap so I don't have to watch Thomas yet another time.
Sometimes I use that exact same Thomas DVD so I can enjoy a few minutes of silence, or take a nap.
Sometimes I encourage Bailey to use his sleeve as a tissue.
Sometimes I serve spaghetti and white rice for dinner.
Sometimes I laugh when I really shouldn't.
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Sometimes I pretend I'm not home when the doorbell rings.
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Sometimes I pretend I don`t understand Japanese too...
Sometimes I buy a salad from a store and pass it off as my own creation for dinner ( I think the bf knows though since he takes out the trash!)
Sometimes I don`t pay my bills and get second and third notices before I bother to go the the conbini 50 metres away and pay them
Sometimes I tell my son to go watch Tv in the mornings so I can get 5 minutes more of sleep
Sometimes I tell him no so I don't have to get the toy he wants from a high spot
Sometimes I feel horrible that I have to do that but if I don't I might lose my mind.
this rocks
sometimes I let them watch more tv so I can read blogs
sometimes I yell and I cannot stop I hate it
Sometimes, after work, I go to Starbucks instead of home, to get some self-time.
Sometimes I pick up a piece of dropped food, blow on it briefly and pronounce it "fit for consumption".
Sometimes I shriek in horror when one of my children picks up food that has fallen on the floor and eats it.
Sometimes I find myself hiding in the kitchen licking my plate.
Sometimes I sternly admonish my children for licking their plates.
Sometimes I go in the ofuro and turn off all the lights and hide.
Sometimes I put in earplugs when I just can't take the NOISE of sibling bickering any longer.
Sometimes I give in and give the kiddos lollipops, so there's peace and quiet.
Sometimes I make my husb 'go shopping' with one, so I will only have one at home.
Sometimes I don't say something I was thinking to say because it sounds like something my mother would say.
Sometimes I say it anyways and then giggle afterwards while my kids stare at me like I'm an idiot.
Sometimes I forget the word I want to use when I'm speaking in English.
Sometimes I just want to drop what I'm doing, head to the airport and go home.
This was fun!
Sometimes I don't answer the door, when I am *really* home.
Sometimes, my littlest son blows my cover.
Sometimes I answer the door, after said cover has been blown.
Sometimes I answer it and if the person is a salesperson, I....
Sometimes, totally lie (shame, shame on me) and just say...."gomen nasai ne, wakaranai" (sp?), they see my western face and believe me.
Sometimes I feel badly about it, but honestly most of the time, I don't.
Sometimes I pretend that I am not home when the door bell rings too!
Sometimes my youngest daughter blows my cover too!
Sometimes I screen my calls when I think it might be my MIL (Again).
Sometimes my youngest daughter blows my cover there by enthusiastically answering the phone too!
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