Sometimes I close my ears and pretend I don't hear them fighting over that toy for the 83rd time today.
Sometimes I fall asleep during the bedtime story.
Sometimes I throw the kids in a bathtub full of bubbles and call them clean.
Sometimes I pretend I don't understand Japanese.
Sometimes I order pizza after the kids are in bed.
Sometimes I take the batteries out of toys because I can't stand it anymore.
Sometimes I waste a whole day at Starbucks just reading and people watching.
Sometimes I save the last piece of chocolate for me.
Sometimes I stay up too late window shopping on the Internet.
Sometimes I say the DVD player is taking a nap so I don't have to watch Thomas yet another time.
Sometimes I use that exact same Thomas DVD so I can enjoy a few minutes of silence, or take a nap.
Sometimes I encourage Bailey to use his sleeve as a tissue.
Sometimes I serve spaghetti and white rice for dinner.
Sometimes I laugh when I really shouldn't.
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